Oohoo, now this I can supply! My very brilliant sister Elsa helped me think of some, and bear in mind that some people in Britain will never use...
eLSR DO yOUWANNA BUILD A FUCKIG SNOW MAN/??
hELLS YEHGH I WANNNA BUILDH A FUCKGGN SNOWAMN
My grandparents, own a B&B i Fox Glacier and they have heaps of land, so one day when my Gramps was bored he made a 18 hole golf course in the garden, but he doesn’t own a set of clubs so you play with Hockey sticks and tennis balls and He calls it Holf, and all the locals come round when they are bored and play Hongis Holf.
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
If you leave them on you have them handily squished into the bridge of your nose and against your face by the other face in a most uncomfortable fashion. So yes you take them off, and yes you can see the outline of everything its just a bit out of focus. So its kinda like hitting a pinata like you know theres candy you just can’t quite see it.